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Magic Potions, Spells and Curses – Get ‘Em While They Are Hot!

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Magic Potions, Spells and Curses, Oh My!

The Magic Stephanizing Potion
For any of you that might be interested in snagging a magic potion {to trap that man you have been eyeing} or spells and curses {to put a spell on that girl he has been eyeing}, you better get them while the getting is good.

According to ABC, the sell of such items will soon be prohibited on Ebay. August 30th will mark the end of such items offered on their buying market. You also will no longer be able to buy hexes, prayers, healing sessions and much more.

The Making of Harry Potter 29-05-2012
Ebay states that these categories that they are discontinuing often result in arguments and disagreements between the buyer and seller that are not easily resolved. Um, isn’t arguing with strangers over cheap merch half the allure of Ebay?

The Making of Harry Potter 29-05-2012
So, listen up all you Harry Potter freaks, you better get your goods now. Or do without. Or you can sing about it, like these people do {or did}.


No more Love Potion #9 on Ebay. Maybe some Chanel, whatever # that was.


Hey Creedence, if you are going to put a spell on me, you better get to it. Time is a wasting.

I think Bobby Bare’s muse, Marie Laveau, is okay. I think she cooks up her own home brew.

magic potion

So, prohibition vicariously led to smuggling which in turn led to the beginnings of NASCAR. I wonder what banning spells and curses will lead to? Bleh. Probably some kind of weird clone of Jersey Shore meets The Exorcist. *shudder*

Gee, thanks Ebay.

About Dawn McAlexander

Dawn is a full time writer and content creator. Besides Cheap Is The New Classy, she also owns and writes for EatPlayRock.com, an entertainment site. Her interests include traveling, attending music events, DIY projects and reading. Dawn has a B.S. in Psychology and currently resides in North Carolina with her husband, Kenny, their dog, Marley, and their cat, TJ.

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  10. Emily Ploch says

    haha I’ve seen some WEIRD stuff on eBay and always thought it was odd they allowed this kind of stuff.

  11. Candace says

    lol Dawn you always make me laugh. I wonder if there’s a coupon right now for love potion 😉